- Shepard: BEFORE THE REAPERS KILL US, KISS ME YOU FOOL!
- -GROSS MAKING OUT-
- Garrus: OH TAKE ME NOW YOU WILD VARREN!
- -ARMOUR COMES FLYING OFF-
- -AND THE ENSUING SEX WAS SO EPIC, IT KILLED ALL THE REAPERS-
- -SHOCKWAVES OF PURE ECSTASY SWEEP THE LAND, DECIMATING CERBERUS AND GETH FORCES ALIKE-
- Shepard: OH GARRUS, OOOOOOOHHHHHH!
- Garrus: SHEPARD, HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
- THE END
Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe
this is terrifying
sounds like something cannibals would listen to as they dance around in a circle
(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)
always reblog derpwarp, I adore this.
(also I believe source is swindleslog on LJ?)
(Source: thedemonsurfer)
“Crying doesn’t mean you’re weak… it just means you’ve been strong for too long.” You are not less than anyone else because of your hurt - you are just as important and wonderful as all of us. Being strong doesn’t mean never crying, never showing emotion or vulnerability. You are pushing on, beautiful and so amazing, even if you don’t think so - and I hope you can see that some day, if you don’t already.
;w;
HOLY FUCK
FAK
-SCREECHES-
BCFEOUBEOUBOEBDOEVBCFOWBOUEBFCOUEBFCOUEOUASBOEF.
“Still figures he can save the world.”
Let me smoosh you Space Pineapple *smoosh smooosh*
(Source: lucidivalidi)
